WHAT WE DO
SCREEN PRINTER AND ALLROUND MERCH MANUFACTURER
Based in the Netherlands we cater our services both locally and WORLDWIDE!
With a focus on bands, musicians and small businesses, we offer quality products for a reasonable price, minimizing your risk on expensive overstocked items!
Get in touch or get a quote for your first order through the form below!
.WE PRINT:.
ETC...
(ALMOST ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, GET IN TOUCH!)
HOW WE DO IT
...SERVICES
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Graphic design
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Illustration
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Design advise
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Product advise
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Order to call
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Small quantities
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Large quantities
So... You need merchandise for your band (or for an upcoming event) and you don't want to come across as less than the others, BUT... as a strugling artist or starting business, you don't have the funds to invest a lot of cash in items you could possibly be stuck with forever?
WE KNOW YOUR STRUGGLE!
We do... that's why we started this business to begin with!
We offer the possibility of placing relatively small orders for
a price that still allows you to make good profit on your stuff,
but without the risk of overstocking on expensive items!
...QUALITY
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Quality products
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Reasonable pricing
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Durable prints
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Handwork
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20+ years exp.
SO...HOW!?
Well... we're a small business, working from our attic, so we have no rent and virtually no overhead costs. We work on a pre-paid basis, so we don't have to maintain a huge back stock of blank items: We order them on-call, especially for you!
NEED MERCH?...
...WE PRINT IT!
HOW A DEAD SPARROW HATCHED
AND TOOK FLIGHT ANYWAY...
(OUR STORY)
.THE BRAND.
Apart from printing YOUR merchandise,
we also design and produce our own line of
AWKWARD FASHION & UNCOMFORTABLE GIFTS!
WHAT?!
T-shirts, gym bags, army caps, coffee mugs, pill boxes, you name it!
We produce a wide range of AWKWARD FASHION & UNCOMFORTABLE GIFTS for yourself, or your weird friends!
Great as a gift, or to simply spoil yourself for being a good person... either way, buy our stuff!
Have a look at the right, or scroll through the top menu and spend all your money!
WHY?!
Well...because we love our job!
We love it so much, we want to do it in our spare time as well...BUT:
Because designing products without ever producing or selling them feels rather useless and we need to generate a steady income despite keeping our production
costs low so that YOU won't have to pay too much for your band shirts, we decided to give it a try. And with great success: We now offer a wide range of CRINGE INDUCING GIFTS & ACCESSORIES!
We also needed a more creative outlet than just helping you out with your designs, because drawing and designing are a great way of coping with...well...life.
By buying our products, you directly support our neurodivergent (AuDHD) owner: You provide us with income and job security outside the regular means of employment and keep us safe from a (generally) exhausting and unhealthy work environment.
.NEW PRODUCTS.
ODD OVAL
A character based on anxiety, depression, substance (ab)use and other spectacular coping mechanisms...
Odd Oval is the personification of discomfort and cringe and was designed to make the spectator feel as awkward and uncomfortable as possible.
You will see a lot more of his overstimulated little face on anything we sell under the Dead Sparrow brand line, because he simply looks great on anything you can wear AND makes a great gift for your awkward friends!